Are we there yet?

“Ahhhhhh.”

“What honey.”

“I forgot my snacks at home.”

“Really well we're not going back.”

pleeeeeease I begged,

no we can't she answered.


3h Later

“Ahhhh.my battery died just as I was about to become level 100.”wh- why are we stopping I asked, look outside mum answered. I looked out woah.mum was talking to me but I couldn't even hear her from all the beeping outside.

“Mum I need to go for a number 1.”

“Well you’re going to have to hold it until we’re out of this mess.”


1h later

“Yessss finally.”We were heading to the gas station. After I did you know we were back to this boring trip.



30 minutes later

“mum do you have a plastic bag?”I asked.

“Why do you need a plastic bag.”she answered,

“cause I feel like I’m going to throw up.”

“Oh ok.”When I got the plastic bag I didn't feel like throwing up.

“Are we there yet?”I asked in a dry voice.

“No probably in another 6 hours.”

“Whaaaat.”

“Just be patient.”

“Why’d we bring this dog he’s taking up so much space

and also why are we going to wellington.”

“Cause I have some work to do there.”

“Can I tell you a joke.”

“Sure.”

“Knock knock.”

“Who’s there bor-.”

“Bor- what.”

“Boooooring.”

I spy something beginning with b

“Baby,beautiful, bus.”

“All of that no, give up?”

“Yeah.”

“Boooooooring.”